Extra! Extra!

I'm sorry, but if the fact that CH had to publicly rule out pregnancy as a cause for her hiatus doesn't help you understand why I find the WNBA laughable, then I give up.

I can just see the scene playing out in my mind...

Holdsclaw: "Great news, Coach! My Clearblue Easy came up pink--Looks like I'll be playing this year, after all!"

Terrible.