Winners and losers

A quick list

Winner: George W. Bush

Loser: John F. Kerry

Winner: Hillary Rodham Clinton

Loser: John Edwards

Winner: Karl Rove

Loser: Bob Shrum, Joe Fathart, Mike McCurry, et al.

Winner: evangelical Christians

Loser: the “youth vote”

Winner: Vietnam veterans

Loser: that fatass Michael Moore

Winner: New Media

Loser: Mainstream media

Winner: Mason-Dixon, Strategic Vision

Loser: Zogby

Winner: Republican GOTV efforts

Loser: exit polling