Friday, September 17, 2004

UCR needed!

We need an Unintentional Comedy Rating for the following quote ASAP:

"Sen. Kerry is like Seabiscuit: He runs better from behind," says Donna Brazile, who was Gore's campaign manager.

Do you really want to compare your candidate Kerry, who by all indications could successfully eat an apple through a chain-linked fence, to a racehorse?

So, Sen. Kerry...why the long face? And now that I think about it, he kind of talks like Mr. Ed, with that put-on authoritative tone. Say, "Hello, I'm Mr. Ed," then say, "I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message." Hear it?

(From the USA Today article on the Gallup poll, showing Bush up 55-42.)

UCR: 90.

6 Comments:

At 8:10 AM, Blogger Preston Taylor Holmes said...

I give it an 85, only because Donna spoke in a complete sentence this time. Usually her broken english is funnier.

 
At 8:45 AM, Blogger Tortfeasor said...

Email from Soxblog.com says:

"Seabiscuit also:

Slept all day;
Hung around with a goat;
And, if memory serves, was a gelding.


She makes a good point."

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger MSR said...

UCR: 75

I found more hummor in Brazile saying that Kerry runs better "from behind." He also likes it better from behind.

 
At 9:40 AM, Blogger MSR said...

Yes, I know how to spell "humor." Typo.

 
At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's like Seabiscuit

- he leaves an endless trail of droppings.

- he thinks he is running in the Great Depression.

- if he falls down, we will shoot him on the spot.

 
At 11:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The prior anonymous was Tom Maguire, and don't I feel like a horse's ass?

 

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